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作者: Pentagon (流氓兔) 看板: sex
標題: Re: [閒聊] 撿屍體
時間: Wed Feb 4 17:26:43 2009
撿屍體, 先要體會屍體的感覺,
當自己就是那具屍體的時候, 什麼感覺都不會有,
你會感覺到非常可怕的事, 有一整段時間的記憶是黑暗的,
然後盡管怎麼去回想, 也想不起那一段記憶,
撿屍體, 這是一門學問,
各大夜店其實屍體非常得多, 但是無主屍少,
即使有無主屍, 多半也要看看長像身材, 是不是<人屍>,
也要注意屍體是不是乾淨, 有沒有蔬菜水果,
撿屍五部曲 : 送, 脫, 沖, 泡, 蓋,
要知道屍體通常伴隨著血漿.........說錯了, 是嘔吐物,
所以找間浴室大一點的旅館才好辦事.......講錯了, 是好清理,
找一間Motel, 記得用現金付房錢, 登記用屍體的身分證登記,
進房門先把屍體脫光, 然後放到浴缸沖洗, 然後稍微泡點熱水,
(難到屍體泡熱水不會醒來嗎?)
不會, 屍體不會因為這麼一點小事醒來,
泡熱水是讓她血管擴張, 之後比較不會想吐,
其實更好的方式是讓屍體吐, 幫屍體摧吐, 但是這會出人命的,
屍體的自主神經是沒反應的, 嘔吐物會倒流到肺部, 會死人的,
洗乾淨了, 接下來就是<禽獸時間>,
禽獸完之後, 記得保險套沖到馬桶(好孩子不要學)或帶走,
洗不洗澡沒關係, 記得巡一下, 看有沒有毛遺漏在房間,
然後幫屍體蓋好棉被, 自己走安全門出Motel,
(補充 : 沒有人撿屍體是開自己的車子的, 一定是請小黃,
萬一不小心屍體吐在車上, 記得要給小黃清潔費,
一般行情是車錢 + 1000塊.)
不過老實說, 撿屍體僅有撿的瞬間會有快感,
想像一個正妹任你掌控, 任你為所欲為,
但是實際上, 姦屍是需要很大的體力和精神力的,
屍體摸幾下差不多就可以進去了, 感官上的刺激比較大,
但是進去之後, 面對毫無反應的屍體, 通常玩到一半就不那麼刺激了,
更別說要把一具屍體翻來翻過去, 擺出各種姿勢,
能傳教士體位就差不多了, 更別提做到一半屍體突然吐出來,
所以建議別在床上姦屍, 沙發上姦一姦就好,
做到一半吐出來的機率非常的高.
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標題: Re: [閒聊] 撿屍體
時間: Wed Feb 4 17:26:43 2009
撿屍體, 先要體會屍體的感覺,
當自己就是那具屍體的時候, 什麼感覺都不會有,
你會感覺到非常可怕的事, 有一整段時間的記憶是黑暗的,
然後盡管怎麼去回想, 也想不起那一段記憶,
撿屍體, 這是一門學問,
各大夜店其實屍體非常得多, 但是無主屍少,
即使有無主屍, 多半也要看看長像身材, 是不是<人屍>,
也要注意屍體是不是乾淨, 有沒有蔬菜水果,
撿屍五部曲 : 送, 脫, 沖, 泡, 蓋,
要知道屍體通常伴隨著血漿.........說錯了, 是嘔吐物,
所以找間浴室大一點的旅館才好辦事.......講錯了, 是好清理,
找一間Motel, 記得用現金付房錢, 登記用屍體的身分證登記,
進房門先把屍體脫光, 然後放到浴缸沖洗, 然後稍微泡點熱水,
(難到屍體泡熱水不會醒來嗎?)
不會, 屍體不會因為這麼一點小事醒來,
泡熱水是讓她血管擴張, 之後比較不會想吐,
其實更好的方式是讓屍體吐, 幫屍體摧吐, 但是這會出人命的,
屍體的自主神經是沒反應的, 嘔吐物會倒流到肺部, 會死人的,
洗乾淨了, 接下來就是<禽獸時間>,
禽獸完之後, 記得保險套沖到馬桶(好孩子不要學)或帶走,
洗不洗澡沒關係, 記得巡一下, 看有沒有毛遺漏在房間,
然後幫屍體蓋好棉被, 自己走安全門出Motel,
(補充 : 沒有人撿屍體是開自己的車子的, 一定是請小黃,
萬一不小心屍體吐在車上, 記得要給小黃清潔費,
一般行情是車錢 + 1000塊.)
不過老實說, 撿屍體僅有撿的瞬間會有快感,
想像一個正妹任你掌控, 任你為所欲為,
但是實際上, 姦屍是需要很大的體力和精神力的,
屍體摸幾下差不多就可以進去了, 感官上的刺激比較大,
但是進去之後, 面對毫無反應的屍體, 通常玩到一半就不那麼刺激了,
更別說要把一具屍體翻來翻過去, 擺出各種姿勢,
能傳教士體位就差不多了, 更別提做到一半屍體突然吐出來,
所以建議別在床上姦屍, 沙發上姦一姦就好,
做到一半吐出來的機率非常的高.
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