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作者: exrocist (法大師) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [爆卦] 某名女人外傳（純文言，不喜勿入）
時間: Mon Dec 29 15:31:22 2008


原文恕刪，搏君一笑。不成韻腳，謝謝指教。



偕友遊歐，待機其路。班機羈時，商店閒步。

與友論貨，履聲篤篤。顧見麗女，高樓之主。

輪廓極似，脂粉未施。白霜入髻，不純青絲。

面若橘皮，眼猶魚尾，法令深刻，手似枯萎。

遠望朦朧，近觀龍鍾，哀哉佳人，媒體不同。

目光如刃，蛾眉顰蹙，似有恨怨，不若平素。

選得佳品，似欲市之，店答英文，女不甚知。

轉而喁喁，似討還價，良久未決，女大詈罵。

女聲如鋸，直刺心骨，語如連珠，響房震屋。

店主急出，謝之再三，折價讓之，女亦不寬。

其友亦勸，終市其物，偕友憤出，觀者悚悚。


女出世家，父乃巨賈，富厚不貲，原以販布。

義父清貴，炎漢宗派，財雄位高，黨國是賴。

女至泰西，習得商事，年方而立，得高樓勢。

人比易安，才兼道韞，人誰不愛，名媛風韻。


千里聞名，不如一會，友以告余，余緩以對。

女在國內，珠粉華裝，記者逐之，須琢形象。

去國萬里，何須造作？發揮本心，自不若舊。

汝問女誰，余皆不說，夫八卦者，何足深究？

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