作者: CHUNG1986091 (ㄑㄑ) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [轉錄]Re: [問題]台灣足球要怎樣才能強起來
時間: Sun Jun 20 03:33:43 2010
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作者: xiaoyu (隨風飄泊) 看板: WorldCup
標題: Re: [問題]台灣足球要怎樣才能強起來
時間: Sun Jun 20 02:36:45 2010
不是小弟悲觀,
而是國人天性不適合做細水長流之事,
大多喜歡熱鬧又好面子卻又隨性渡日,
凡事總是便宜行事,又愛汎政治化,
原來立意好的東西,一交辦下去全部變了樣,
假如政府真的開始推動足球了,會發生什麼事呢?
1.總統宣佈今年為足球年
2.總統府發言人表示總統很關心足球,國小曾踢過校隊
3.體委會撥出1千萬經費表示大力支持,卻將8百萬花在邀請他國球隊來台訪問
4.名嘴將經費換算成營養午餐大力抨擊
5.DPP召開記者會,指責球具80%為中國製,有通匪嫌疑
6.KMT表示要加入中國足協,不簽就來不及了
7.吳院長表示,我十幾年前有推廣過足球
8.立院在打架13個月後,終於通過振興足球法案
9.廢足團體申請釋憲
10.阿扁在獄中表示足球年是在他任內宣佈的
11.地方政府將半數以上的經費用來興建"足球主題館",但因偷工減料淪為蚊子館
12.另外半數經費用多用來舉辦"足球園遊會"、"足球大胃王" 活動
13.某縣長並帶領政府團隊和全家至關島及英屬維京群島考察當地足球發展
14.教育部將足球基本動作列入基測指考,一時之間足球補習班林立
15.某學生投書蘋果,標題為"拒絕足球的小子"
16.某店家研發出足球七色芒果蛋塔,全台大賣,排隊要2小時才能買到
17.足球七色芒果蛋塔開放加盟,一個月內開了9百家
18.因為加盟商把持物料惡性獲利,6個月後倒到剩10家
19.年輕人搶購名牌足球鞋表示潮
20.踢足球夜歸大學生遭飆車族打死,法官重判2個月
21.某高中球隊獲亞洲青少年組出賽資格,卻要上街賣手工花自籌旅費
22.踢入8強後立即被媒體稱為台灣之光,並獲總統接見
23.各新聞台跑馬燈24小時播報台灣之光新聞
24.媒體至球員家中敲門,表示要訪問其足球歷程
25.第二天各報以頭版播報球員八卦和情事
26.綜藝節目不斷邀約訪問球隊,某女主持人不斷詢問隊員在賽期是否有性生活
27.各廠商找球員拍攝廣告,從球鞋到消痔丸無所不包
28.隊員吃過的小吃攤會掛上"感謝台灣之光XX隊熱烈推薦"
29.某深色人印製足球潮T,表示在扣除營運費之後全數捐出
30.球隊於4強賽被淘汰,Z!OO來賓一致認為是八年遺毒,要阿扁負責
31.一切回歸正常,直到下次世足賽之前沒人再提起足球這回事
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